Episode 517: Why Florida?

Bart, Norma and Voretaq discuss an upcoming trip to our most terrible effed-up state, Florida! OJ Simpson no longer worries about his ex-wife's killer on the loose, Starship Troopers was a great movie, Nike wants you to "Just Do This", and the Trump Trial begins!

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Show Notes:

• The latest form of weirdness in our audio is fun, but it's working well enough...
• Norma leaves before the next show...
• Telling field trip stories
• OJ died
• Should schools teach "pop-culture"?
• Movie nights with dude 
• Starship Troopers
  
• Nike wants you to see female athlete hoo-ha's
• Trump trial begins today! Only...it's just jury selection, and he still got in some idiotic trouble...
• Human trafficking...
• Trump's stock fell because he's such a business genius
• After that recording, it fell...again.
  

Episode 516: Movie Nights with Dude

Bart and Norma discuss measles, Tim Allen/Home Improvement, and viewing iconic and/or symbolic movies from our past with our Dude. Also some passing comments of people who are wealthy, popular, and problematic despite their transgressions, because society is terrible.

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Show Notes:

• Measles redux
• Home Improvement star in legal problems again
• Talks of Home Improvement reboot are false, says Home Improvement mom
• Pamela Anderson talks Tim Allen behavior in memoir
• "The Rock" keeps politics to himself by appearing on Fox and Friends
• Discussed Mark Wahlberg's past and problematic behavior
• Matthew Broderick's past...incident.
  
• Louis Gossett Junior passes away
• Watching movies from our past with our Dude
  

Episode 515: Texas Needs PA Protection!

Bart and Norma discuss shortened work weeks, citizenship tests, Kyle Rittenhouse runs away from questions because...snowflake? And all the Conservatives want to make an appearance for the cameras in Texas!

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Show Notes:

• Audio triggers that make the brain wobble
• Selling blood for wedding costs
• Shorter work week
• Bullshit Jobs 
• Taking a citizenship test to graduate...
  
• Town tries to kill local industry by discouraging "illegal people" they rely on
  
• Measles making a comeback
• You shouldn't drink mold
• New claims about Princess' disappearance
• Watch Rittenhouse Run
• Turning Point feels Memphis plotted against them to coordinate violent protest and endanger poor weak turd Rittenhouse, complaint allegedly alleges
• PA Republicans must take advantage of Conservative fearmongering in Texas border standoff by sending paramilitary groups for photo op
• Apparently there's a holiday next week, so no show...
  

Episode 514: Time Change is Terrible

Bart, Norma and Voretaq discuss school preparedness (kind of), problems with planning school trips, big men in military cammo are lurking in NYC subways because security theater is a thing, explore Dead Domain's video channel for their fun infiltration videos (and more!), and you missed buying a Soprano's booth off eBay!

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Show Notes:

• Server problem followup
• Trip planning tribulations
• PA school emergency preparedness
• Surgery speculation
• Cinnamon recall
• NYC and the National Guard in the subways
• Mistake: It was BoBo that threw away the pin of the Uvalde victim
• Dead Domain YouTube channel
• Soprano's booth prop/location sold on eBay
  

Episode 513: Project 2025: Order A Red Cloak Now, Ladies!

Bart, Norma and Voretaq discuss some recent news items, celebrate the rumored downstepping of Mitch McConnell, Love on the Spectrum and the portrayal of people on the spectrum, police retaliation suits and Congress is as productive as you'd expect at this point! And we touch on Project 2025...be afraid. Seriously.

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Show Notes:

• Moscow Mitch stepping down?
• Request Tracker problem...
  
• "Where we're going, we don't need roads!" Yes, yes you do...
• Daylight savings changes sucks
• Amish woman murdered
• Fire trucks collide
• Love on the Spectrum
• Least productive Congress in decades
• Look at the Axios graph!
• Project 2025 - If you're not a theocratic fascist, you should probably be pretty damn afraid...
• Police retaliation
• payuptrump.com
  

Episode 512: Squirrels vs Cops

Bart, Norma and Voretaq discuss more shootings (surprise), bed bugs, the police wage war on acorns, and embryos are now children in Alabama but you can't apparently claim them legally as children on taxes? WHY? Also, vending machines are spying on you.

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Show Notes:

• Facetime interface is terrible. And RedditUI. Interfaces are terrible.
• Outer Banks actor arrested at hospital
• Superbowl parade shooting suspects
• Taytay donates to parade shooting victim
• Bed bug invasion
• New thermos cup released by Stanley
• Cops unload on squad car when first cop is attacked by vicious acorn
• The videos from body cams via NBC news
• Corporations with billions in profits pay less proportionately than average Americans. Ridiculously less. Like equivalent of fractions of pennies. Except when they get refunds. Negative taxes.
• lump of cells are now children in Alabama
  
• Clinics: we can't just re-open
• GOP Congress person who used IVF supports bill that would ban IVF, insists she's not a moron and ginormous hypocrite
  
• Missouri, Texas, Arizona, Arkansas: we don't care if you're being abused or threatened with death, you can't get a divorce when there's a babby in your belly!
• Marriage as contracts 
• University removes vending machine after facial recognition system is discovered 
• That quote is apparently from the vending machine vendor??
  
• Duck facts
• Yes, a high pitched alarm beeeeeeeeep happens around this time of the show. It goes away. Sorry.
• Castle doctrine in the state of PA
• Bored teachers comedy tour
  

Episode 511: TayTay Wins the Superbowl

Bart and Norma had a relatively quiet week...we've had a few of those, for the most part, recently? Maybe? Now we're going to be cursed for thinking that.

This week we discuss the successful Superbowl brainwashing of America with Operation TayTay, Trump insists TayTay would be a disloyal traitor if she didn't endorse him since he made her such a rich superstar, Paramount+ pretended their Superbowl streaming failures were minor and somehow Rob Schneider became a topic, mostly about mental health.

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Show Notes:

• Superbowl done, Tay Tay has endorsed Biden with the help of the Pentagon, FBI and Antifa enforced by BLM, and all the Conservatives were murdered by fumes from her private plane flying over the stadium behind the F16s in a massive patriotic display except for their children that were hidden in a pizza shop basement under the stadium.
• Trump states that Swift would be "disloyal" if she endorsed Biden, since he made her so much many the most money...
• Paramount+ did not fare well in the Superbowl streaming
• Insurance company tracking driving for potential discounts
• Rob Schneider is...something
• Holiday (sort of?) coming up...join us in two weeks for the next episode!
  

Episode 510: Tay Tay at the Super Bowl-ay!

Bart, Norma and Voretaq discuss Taylor Swift's (potential?) Super Bowl appearance and the rabid turmoil from the GOP idiots over her rumored appearance at the Super Bowl, hate-speech books loved by bigots, Elon Musk, from South Africa, rails against immigrants, Ted Cruz wants special secret treatment at airports, and Tennessee loves guns too much to care about statistics!

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Show Notes:

• Taylor Swift: Will she or Won't She?!...(appear at the super bowl...)
• Ann Coulter suggests Trump would best serve the country by dying 
• "Meth Valley" discussion 
• Ever hear of "The Turner Diaries"?
• Elon the Musk rants about immigration (How far into the Q Pool is this idiot diving?) 
• Ted Cruz wants to escape the US on vacations without people seeing him leave 
• GOP loosens rules leading to skyrocketing gun thefts from cars in Tennessee; morons still defend it as a good decision
  
• Predator and Rocky star Carl Weathers dead
• Charles: From King to Cancer
  

Episode 509: Date Night Destinations

Voretaq is back with Bart and Norma, discussing dating and "upscale" restaurants, Trump (NOT MY FAULT it came up!) and running for President from prison, and a DJ was found dead in a weird circumstance...

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Show Notes:

• Applebees promos creates a stir at quick sellout for dating nights discount
• Yes, you can run for President while behind bars in the US
• Drive it like you stole it
• Slick Rick (the DJ, not rapper) decapitated
• Viagra to fight Alzheimer's?
• White House in the Trump years had a pharmacy that handed out uppers and downers like candy
  
• Amelia Earhart's plane found?
• Absenteeism in schools
  

Episode 508: Slow News is Snooze News

Bart and Norma go over news items, and it's been kind of slow...which is really good for January, especially on an election year in the US! The only "election" discussion centers on everyone's favorite punchable face, DeSantis, officially quitting his bid for the big chair. Also discussed, Alec Baldwin, Taylor Swift, stupid lawsuits and whining about school uniform design. Are we a gossip cast now?

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Show Notes:

• Adan Canto passes away of cancer of the appendix
• Taylor Swift's cat is very wealthy?
• Alec Baldwin indicted again
• Human impersonator DeSantis drops from Presidential race
• Frivolous lawsuit: "My Reeses Halloween pumpkin doesn't have a face!"
• Oklahoma and their b@%sh@t crazy GOP lawmaker...
• Was this H&M ad sexualizing children?
• Stanley cup craze
• Reese Witherspoon ate snow, morons flip out
  

Episode 507: Not Yet Episode 601

Bart and Norma discuss weather, notes from...another dimension?...celebrities continue to die, and did you know you can open bags of snacks with lighters?

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Show Notes:

• The weather outside is doubtful... 
• School cancellation and delays discussion
• Ghostbusters sequel sequel
  
• Stiff Person Syndrome
• Weird Notes
• Reddit Notes
• RIP Tommy Smothers
• New Year's quake
• RIP Hutch of Starsky and Hutch
• "X, formerly known as Twitter..." Hence, "Xitter."
  
• The things you find in a closet...
• He used a...lighter?
• $10K in the wrong gift cards...?
• Fort Worth explosion