Welcome back Voretaq! Bart, Norma and Voretaq discuss glaciers, the death of the Queen, Dr Oz (AGAIN...WHY WON'T HE GO AWAY...) and mental defectives protesting non-existent litter boxes in schools.
This is the first time I recall the episode having such stupid that my brain twitched and now the podcast episode page looks like something an unhinged FaceBook user would paste together in a scrapbook.
Direct Download: https://traffic.libsyn.com/geekingafterdark/Geeking_After_Dark_Episode_451.mp3
Show Notes:
- Fentanyl Candy
- Vegetable oil price surge
- Glaciers are melting. Surprise.
- RIP Queen Elizabeth - her bees have been given the news
- Dr Oz forgot how many houses he owns
- "Dr" Oz finds humor mocking someone for having a stroke
- Pregnant woman ticketed for HOV lane use...again
- Musicians using "poop" in title see profits in the age of Alexa
- Should I rename the podcast to "Pooping After Dark"?
- Pandemic TP hoarders lead to rise in bidet purchases
- Local schools refuse to allow school mascot to use bathroom
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| "I had Taco Bell!" - Wegners Wildcat |
- JUST TO BE CLEAR since there are so many f#% idiots out there...I'm making fun of the idiots that found it necessary to make this Onion-level story a "thing". Opinions expressed here are my own. Want to hear it firsthand? Listen to the podcast. The writeup/summary is created by me. "Me" being Bart. "You" being the reader. Unless you actually believed the rumored litterboxes are in schools. Then you're a f#% idiot. Images are snapshots available from web search; the news story has the author listed in the image, the kitty image was in the Googles for a school mascot. Captions are satirical in nature, written by me. Having to spell this out makes me even more sad. Check next week for my next Modest Proposal.
Bonus: Signs of Fascism
From that site:
EARLY WARNING SIGNS OF FASCISM
- Powerful and continuing nationalism
- Disdain for human rights
- Identification of enemies as a unifying cause
- Rampant sexism
- Controlled mass media
- Obsession with national security
- Religion and government intertwined
- Corporate power protected
- Labor power suppressed
- Disdain for intellectual and the arts
- Obsession with crime and punishment
- Rampant cronyism and corruption
Royal Beekeeper Had to Inform Queen Elizabeth's Bees of Her Death: 'It Is Traditional'
ReplyDeleteJohn Chapple told the bees that King Charles is their "new master" following the death of the late monarch. If they are not told, honey will not be made because the bees will be very upset.
Good to have Voretaq back.
ReplyDeletePeople are wondering what will happen to the Queen's dogs. There was even a rumor that they would be buried with her. https://www.akc.org/expert-advice/news/what-will-happen-to-the-queens-beloved-dogs/
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