Episode 469: Monkey-Nabber Nabbed!

Bart and Norma discuss catching last week's zoo monkey kidnapper, "I'm not hiding a body, just cooking meth!" (spoiler: he had both), Jenners loving the headlines for the weirdest things, and it's totally fine when conservatives THINK OF THE CHILDREN obsess over what's going on in children's underwear (WHAT?!) as well as making it blatantly clear they don't understand scientific theory being difference from Scooby Doo mystery-solving theories!

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Show Notes:

• Not a funny episode number
• Man denies hiding a body in his apartment, says there's only meth, police then get warrant, find meth and a body
• Dead body was actually a mannequin was actually a sex doll but regardless it kept the coroner busy
• Norma goes down the rabbit hole of creepy human dolls
• We're sick. It sucks.
• Shop-vac goes to China
• Monkey-nabber caught, said he'd do it again
• Attention-seeking narcissist criticized for obvious photoshopping of half-naked photos (people apparently get mad only when it's obviously edited?)
• The French are mad at Black Panther 2
• DC universe rebuild...again...
• Marvel movie phase transition
• Florida Conservatives wanted to track high school girls' periods...which is TOTALLY NORMAL (no, it's not)
• Another state, another Conservative now wants to ban teaching "scientific theories"