Episode 220: The War on Christmas Postmortem

Bart, Norma and Voretaq are pretending to enjoy the Holiday Season and assume that the War on Xmas has gone in their favor in this exciting part-two episode of GAD!

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Show Notes:

• MERRY CHRISTMAS BECAUSE HAPPY HOLIDAYS IS TREASON
• Ivanka said Happy Holidays, commits treason?
• Star Wars Holiday Special
• What's a "thirsty tweet?"
• Teaching and paycheck discussion
• Duquesne superintendent used school as a piggy bank
• Xmas plans
• Xmas MOVIES
• Krampus
• Die Hard
• Elf
• Scrooged
• Jack Frost
• Emmet Otter's Jug-Band Christmas
• Future mid-holiday plans...
• Atlanta airport whoopsie

Episode 219: News, Star Wars, and Gollum Comparison

Bart, Norma and Voretaq review the big news stories hitting the wires in recent memory!

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Show Notes:

• It's almost XMAS
• Voretaq had a road rage problem
• NY trooper hit by car near Long Island
• Feedback
• Interest rates
• Extensions
• Remind Bart that he hates insurance companies
• Pizza man died (followup)
• Star Wars, Disney, and Alien Queen being a Disney Princess
• Mark Hamill vs. the Empire of Deplorables
• Callback: Ted Cruz liked a porn tweet
• Twitter Purge
• Matthew Peterson withdraws from judge appointment consideration
• Omarosa fired from White House
• Trump Gollum drink photo...
• Track Palin being a Palin 
• Amtrak Derailment
• Some Google Earth accidents on camera

Episode 218: DNA Tattoos!

Bart, Norma and Voretaq discuss, again, way too much Trumpism, Stroudsburg school district has a critic that can't spell, and tattooing yourself with a loved one's DNA!

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Show Notes:

• Cell discussion
• Silk Road, in case you didn't know what Silk Road was
• Port Authority kaboom...did it phase New Yorkers? Photos suggest it didn't...
• Feedback
• Trump and Hitler's rise similarities
• Trump's "parched" denture issues
• Sociopath kid vs. kitten
• Young Bitcoin millionaire
• Pet spider eats rabbits?
• Cheese and stroke risk
• Chocolate is healthy == propaganda?
• Sanders is once again sounding like an idiot - FAKE NEWS FAKE NEWS
• Trump lies counter
• Trump records robocall for accused pedophile Moore
• Stroudsburg school district commenter needs more edukashun?

• DNA tattoo fun
• Stroudsburg pizza delivery ambush
• Xmas is coming...

Episode 217: Dolla Dollar General, Y'all!

Bart, Norma and Voretaq discuss stupid tattoos, Dollar General confirming our inequality fears, and ethics of scraping websites!

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Show Notes:

• Nailing your laptop
• Sam Seder's Polanski critique gets him fired by pedo supporters
• Trump, because the world is still terrible and full of croMAGAnons
• 5 year old truly American boy exercising his 2nd amendment right to shoot his sister
• Gun shoots someone at infant birthday party. MURICA!
• DNR Tattoo
• Dollar General accidentally demonstrates how screwed up inequality is in USA
• Trump not getting enough thanks from Balls
• Florida's bullying voucher justification program
• SWMonkey.com forced to close doors because SW Airlines was unhappy
• The Southwest Airline saga with SWMonkey
• We talk about meth and the awesome supposedly anti-use commercial
• Evils of caffeine as taught by Saved By the Bell
• Stupid Apple ad - "What's a computer?"

Geeking After Dark Episode 216: Xmas is EVIL

Norma and Bart discuss the Xmas is EVIL myth, Project Veritas (insert Yackety Sax here), and a flat-Earther pancake!

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Show Notes:

• Cigna decided retroactively that a minor dependent was not covered...why?!
• People are walking petri dishes
• Feedback
• Christ out of Christmas, Xmas is EVIL
• Christmas is from a pagan holiday...
• Project Veritas: sad, dishonest, and pure GOP
• Still more about Project Veritas
• Veritas law firm wouldn't mind suing Project Veritas
• Trump and his inability to shut up
• Flat Earther Science Denier going to fly in a homemade rocket to prove Earth is flag
• link 1
• link 2
• link 3 - the CANCELLATION
• Woman with anti-Trump decal arrested
• This White House is no West Wing 

Episode 215: We Liked Wonder

Bart and Norma talk gay lions, Wonder, and Orrin Hatch is MAD (for being accused of doing what he's actually doing)

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Show Notes:

• Man shoots self and wife during gun safety discussion in church
• Feedback
• MS-13 information
• Mythbuster: They saw his wiener but missed his 12" saw blade
• Norma is old
• Wonder
• Rich Manhattan families hire disabled people to jump Disney lines
• Kimmel and his IMPEACH HILLARY? question
• A nice F-U to Orrin Hatch
• Another F-U to Hatch over cuts for the rich
• Papa Johns: "WE'RE SORRY AND NOT REALLY NAZI SUPPORTERS WE SWEAR"
• $30,000 DUI fine
• Kenya: Those lions are gay because of bad people boinking in the park, or demonic possession!
• Voice of Panthro passes away

Episode 214: Whataboutism and Teacher Supplies

Bart, Norma and Voretaq discuss teachers buying their own supplies, Intel is running Minix on their CPUs, Whataboutism, Naomi Wu and more!

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Show Notes:

• Underwater pole dancing
• Long Island Serial Killer
• Feedback
• Driverless taxis
• Teachers and buying their own supplies for the classroom
• Pentagon: Please stop forcing us to buy shit
• Separation of company and job (get a separate number)
• Don't joke about selling kids
• FBI uses church shooting to push anti-encryption agenda; FBI blames Apple
• FBI pretends they aren't incompetent after Nth time screwing up retrieving phone information
• Intel CPU's are running Minix
• Yes, Minix, the old learning UNIX-like OS. Running inside the processor
• It's possible the NSA may have forced Intel to have a shut-off to access it
• Here's Minix, if you want it
• Ear-stretching-fixing: a new plastic surgery interest
• New Penn State hazing charges filed, but Norma didn't put a link in the notes to post here
• Whataboutism (and more)
• Gun Nutter with a surprise twist at the end
• Naomi Wu shoes for security penetration testing
• Boeing 757 tech compromise